2007-10-31 08:24:39 · 10 answers · asked by inquiring black beauty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-31 08:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma so stupid I told her drinks were on the house, and she got a ladder
Yo Mamma like a apple Martini ..straight guys won't touch her either
Yo Mamma is so stupid that when she got her period she tired to use visine to get the red out
Yo Mamma dumb fat *** got a cingular tattoo on her stomach so she can get rollover minutes
Yo Mamma so fat she has calluses on her nipples
Yo Mamma is so old I tapped her on the shoulder and her titties fell off
Yo Mamma booty is so big that it leaves tracks in the snow
That is all that comes to mind right now
2007-10-31 15:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by meshell 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma so fat that Steven Spielberg was gonna cast her as the alien in E.T. but when she drove the bike scross the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mamma so fat, when she was in the middle of the road, I tried to drive around her but I ran outta gas.
2007-10-31 15:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved to death.
2007-10-31 15:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by fabulous 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mamma so ugly when she looked out the window the cops arrested her for mooning* showing *** out the window*
yo mamma so nasty when she farted george bush declared it a nuclear bomb.
2007-10-31 15:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by Alvin M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo momma's so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo momma's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
yo mommas so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mommas so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up
2007-10-31 15:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by jodi c 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
well this is an old one but... yo mamma is so fat, that after she was done with the 5th box of Twinkies, she yelled for you, " Andrea! get the chocolate, it is an emergency!!!!"
2007-10-31 15:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yo mama has more chins then a Chinese phone book :))
2007-10-31 15:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is a man with a penis.
2007-10-31 15:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo momma so fat....she jump up in the air and get stuck
yo momma so big ......she play hopscotch like this............ new york...chicago.....las vegas......LA.....japan
2007-10-31 15:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋