10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Happy Halloween / Samhain guys xxxxxxxxxx
2007-10-31 08:18:51 · 35 answers · asked by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You missed one. We're too old when we realize we no longer need a mask.
2007-10-31 08:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
You remember a time when there was no such thing as trick or treat because Halloween belonged in America, and we Brit had our own method of begging-it was called 'Penny for the Guy' and occurred in the lead up to Bonfire Night, a true English custom to accompany the true English Bonfire Night celebrations, which now, sadly, have disappeared due to the 'Elf and Safety' culture which is so prominent in our society today. Hmm now where did we learn THAT idea, I wonder????
2007-10-31 14:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by nodplod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt this is original with you, because I know I've seen it before. But it can still make me laugh. I am especially fond of #2, as I use a cane. I was actually contemplating what costume I could use that would go with it. I decided I did not want to be a dapper Victorian gentleman, mainly because I'm a busty female. I suppose I could be a Harry Potter character and treat it as my wand. Perhaps Little Bo Peep, and substitute a shepherdess' crook, but I could hardly be considered "little".
Does anyone know if the Great Pumpkin uses a cane? LOL
2007-10-31 08:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How perfect!
Blessings to you for making others laugh!
What a great gift.
Happy Halloween to you!!
2007-10-31 14:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Luke 10:18
And He said to them, "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."
There are two ways of looking at Halloween. Sure, from a Christian
perspective it's not especially great to have the kidlets dressing up as
the devil and whatnot. On the other hand, look at it from the devil's
perspective. You revolted against God and fell from heaven in this
primordial struggle against God Almighty Himself. In your titanic pride you
had high hopes of establishing yourself supreme in the universe. You
committed your greatest act of terrorism against God when you convinced His
own precious Adam and Eve to revolt against Him. You brought death
into the human race and you thought you had it made when God, as it
appeared to you, insanely chose to become human. On Good Friday you finally
had Him in your hand and you killed Him with all the savagery your
fallen angelic mind could invent. And now, for two thousand years, you've
been watching your revolt crumble as the Risen One turned all your
schemes into life for your victims and mockery for you. Now, so far from
ruling the universe, your face is on some stupid mask worn by a
6-year-old and the creatures you hoped to destroy are writing meditations
like this one to pull your pointy nose and remind you that the Christ you
killed has defeated you utterly.
Memo to Satan: Happy Halloween, loser!
2007-10-31 08:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
How many times do I have to tell you? this is not a Power Ranger suit.
2007-10-31 11:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by Country 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it I'm the old guy who still thinks he can trick or treat . Well tonite i will prove all wrong Boo 2 you ....Happy Halloween..... Stay young .....And you will live long in the mind and spirit...
2007-10-31 08:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
People keep getting mad when you ask to use the bathroom
Hello Pangel
2007-10-31 08:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's funny! I'll still go trick-or-treating when I'm waaay to old for it, even I have to push my walker and have my grandkids follow behind me carrying my oxygen tank!! LOL!
2007-10-31 08:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by Lydia 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're never too old for Halloween!
2007-10-31 08:49:58 · answer #10 · answered by lil_lil85 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Or when people scream when you remove the mask.
2007-10-31 09:58:48 · answer #11 · answered by Aryacitta 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋