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No.....none.

Christ is real and is coming back someday....

The great pumpkin never came for Linus.......or Sally (poor girl)

2007-10-31 08:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 5 3

Luke 10:18
And He said to them, "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."

There are two ways of looking at Halloween. Sure, from a Christian
perspective it's not especially great to have the kidlets dressing up as
the devil and whatnot. On the other hand, look at it from the devil's
perspective. You revolted against God and fell from heaven in this
primordial struggle against God Almighty Himself. In your titanic pride you
had high hopes of establishing yourself supreme in the universe. You
committed your greatest act of terrorism against God when you convinced His
own precious Adam and Eve to revolt against Him. You brought death
into the human race and you thought you had it made when God, as it
appeared to you, insanely chose to become human. On Good Friday you finally
had Him in your hand and you killed Him with all the savagery your
fallen angelic mind could invent. And now, for two thousand years, you've
been watching your revolt crumble as the Risen One turned all your
schemes into life for your victims and mockery for you. Now, so far from
ruling the universe, your face is on some stupid mask worn by a
6-year-old and the creatures you hoped to destroy are writing meditations
like this one to pull your pointy nose and remind you that the Christ you
killed has defeated you utterly.

Memo to Satan: Happy Halloween, loser!

2007-10-31 15:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

i like to think that was why Charles Schultz wrote about the great pumpkin. as a mirror for his own faith.

2007-10-31 15:15:31 · answer #3 · answered by LostKeys30 3 · 2 1

Only when I squint my eyes and tilt my head to the left...

If I tilt to the right, it looks like Margaret Thatcher.

2007-10-31 15:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

They neither one exist. That does make them similar.

2007-10-31 15:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by az420sel 1 · 1 0

Yeah, yeah, it's halloween. Out with all the Christian bashing jokes. let's get it over with. (like we've never heard them before)What are we suppose to say? "Gee, how clever you are!"

2007-10-31 15:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by byHisgrace 7 · 0 1

if you tilt your head to one side and squint you then realize that you look like an idiot and that neither one is real...

2007-10-31 15:31:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well that made me spit my drink all over my lap top, thanks!

2007-10-31 15:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

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