..hmm, well, how do i begin without sounding crazy, f*ck it, i've already gone insane anyways.... about 10 years ago, my mother, a devout christian, fasted for over 40 days, no foods, just liquids. after the fast, she was now able to ask god yes and no questions with an answer by the shaking or nodding of her head.. she says its Him who's moving her head... unfortunately for me, when i wanted to go out and chill with some friends, she would have to ask god's permission first!.. and of course, i was always up to no good, so the answer was 'no', 70% of the time, thats when i planned on smoking drugs, stealing, drinking, she had no clue about these things until 5 yrs later... but whats strange, i asked her if i could go out to see a movie(nothing illegal), she said 'no', than i demanded she 'ask god', she did, he said 'yes', so now she had to let me out...is that weird or what? my mom is not the brightest bulb in the box, so i find it impossible for her to trick me with anything...
2007-10-31
08:02:44
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i forgot one of the most important true stories...no more stories? too bad, in high school i got in with some very bad company, we bought a stolen durango for $400, me and the friend got into a major argument, then i decided that i didn't wanna go to school anymore, my mom asked god, he said i could stay home, i stayed home for 3 weeks, when i went back to school, my friend had been arrested because of the car, spent 5 hours in jail and served 100 hours of community service... was i a lucky b*tch or what?
2007-10-31
08:07:24 ·
update #1
do you guys seriously not believe me? i wouldn't waste my time writing about it if it weren't true, and i don't have much of an imagination...
2007-10-31
08:09:58 ·
update #2
...oh, about the stolen car incident, i didn't tell her why i wanted to stay home either..
2007-10-31
08:13:44 ·
update #3
is there something wrong with only her children knowing about her fasting?
2007-10-31
08:18:21 ·
update #4