A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the Halloween party alone. He protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for him to suffer. So he put on his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping for about an hour, woke up feeling better and decided to go on to the party after all.
Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in
his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate
love in the back seat.
Just before the unmasking at midnight, she slipped away to home, put the costume away, and got into bed. She wondered what kind of explanation
he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when hubby finally came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare
room and played poker all evening.' You must have looked really silly
wearing that costume playing poker all night!' she said with sarcasm. To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your
brother.
Apparently he had the time of his life.
2007-10-31 07:58:48 · 18 answers · asked by arkiemom 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny and ew at the same time.
2007-10-31 08:02:21 · answer #1 · answered by Richard F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She cannot tell the difference between her husband and her brother ?
Isn't that sort of like Lois Lane not knowing Clark Kent is Superman because he wears glasses...
2007-10-31 15:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 20:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo very funny,so that wife has only got herself to blame,wonder if she fessed up to her hubby,here have a star.xxxxx
2007-10-31 16:25:09 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best Halloween joke so far! lmao
2007-10-31 15:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I'm in giving mood so have a star. Funny & TWISTED!!!
2007-10-31 23:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first time I heard this joke, it was the father, not the brother, but either way, eww and lol at the same time, thanks for sharing.
2007-10-31 15:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats so fuun, u get a star :)
2007-10-31 15:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by augie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was funny but nasty too but i still like it
2007-10-31 15:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! funny
2007-10-31 15:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋