Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
2007-10-31 07:48:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant again No8.!!!
10/10.!!!
7 - Transfer of pain, lol that had me laughing.!!!
Cheers for the laughs, it's the best medicine.!!!
Computer does not want to give a star, pressing star and nothing is happening, what is going on with Yahoo??.
2007-10-31 08:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 & 5 are brill ,
you ould hve asked these 1 at a time , i would have given you 2 stars
2007-10-31 07:58:42 · answer #2 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo very funny,I loved no 6 I laughed out so loud everybody is asking me why,but have a star.xxxxx
2007-10-31 07:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good
10/10
2007-10-31 17:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol like all of espescially 5 and 6
2007-10-31 08:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#8 is soooooooooooo true.
I know a few people like that.
10/10, very good and a star.
2007-10-31 21:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny! i actually have a toothache & i when i saw 7 i forgot abt it for a sec!
2007-10-31 20:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-10-31 13:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao... awesome, I'm def. having someone else hold my veggies next time I chop some up.
2007-10-31 08:01:31 · answer #9 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved no 9 sounds like our house!!! rofl
2007-10-31 10:00:47 · answer #10 · answered by Georgie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋