2007-10-31 07:42:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Deke! =0)
2007-10-31 07:44:30 · update #1
Luke 10:18
And He said to them, "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."
There are two ways of looking at Halloween. Sure, from a Christian
perspective it's not especially great to have the kidlets dressing up as
the devil and whatnot. On the other hand, look at it from the devil's
perspective. You revolted against God and fell from heaven in this
primordial struggle against God Almighty Himself. In your titanic pride you
had high hopes of establishing yourself supreme in the universe. You
committed your greatest act of terrorism against God when you convinced His
own precious Adam and Eve to revolt against Him. You brought death
into the human race and you thought you had it made when God, as it
appeared to you, insanely chose to become human. On Good Friday you finally
had Him in your hand and you killed Him with all the savagery your
fallen angelic mind could invent. And now, for two thousand years, you've
been watching your revolt crumble as the Risen One turned all your
schemes into life for your victims and mockery for you. Now, so far from
ruling the universe, your face is on some stupid mask worn by a
6-year-old and the creatures you hoped to destroy are writing meditations
like this one to pull your pointy nose and remind you that the Christ you
killed has defeated you utterly.
Memo to Satan: Happy Halloween, loser!
2007-10-31 08:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the answer stud. oh yeh id heve to hide the candy I use for x rated games. I don't want to leave any evidence around. So he'd just find smarties - good deal Jesus you'd like these things better than the white cookie they give you in church.
2007-10-31 15:16:56 · answer #2 · answered by AngelKidd+JeffKidd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus would be happy that I do not participate in the pagan festivities.
I doubt if He would be trick or treating but a visit from Him would be wonderful. How awesome it would be to sit and talk with Him face to face..
One day it will happen
2007-10-31 07:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by karen_03625 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're giving out full sized candy bars because we want to be the cool house on the block. I'm sure Jesus would give this two thumbs up.
2007-10-31 07:45:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I haven't bought any candy yet. I'm thinking I am going to take my kids out and when we get home, give out the candy they don't like.
That's kind of like recycling, doesn't jesus like to conserve?
2007-10-31 07:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by Mable VT is thinking, kinda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't hand out candy, when people knock on my door and say "trick or treat" I yell "TRICK!!!" and splash cold water on them. I think Jesus would approve. Didn't he say make the little children suffer?
2007-10-31 07:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by Naruto #1 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The real question is whether he can miraculously turn leafs into toilet paper when he TPs the houses handing out carrots and toothbrushes.
2007-10-31 09:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were Home Sure, But Jesus will be hanging with me tonight I'm hosting Karaoke and having a costume contest...Hope some of you will be there.....
2007-10-31 07:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by Trix 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Givin' out whole candy bars! Cavities galore! woo!
2007-10-31 07:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by Blueberry-Flavored Hamster 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would hate how my parents distribute.
"Yea, be not greedy. 2 Fun Size Snickers a child is not enough."
2007-10-31 07:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋