I think Jesus should be a gay muslim abortion doctor for Halloween...you?
2007-10-31 07:19:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think he should dress us as Michael Moore.
2007-10-31 07:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by DougDoug_ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think he should dress exactly as he did when he walked the streets. Christians would be terrified of him, calling the police because a possible terrorist is in their neighborhood. If he spoke to them, saying something such as "I am the light and the way. No one comes to the Father but by me," I'm sure there are quite a few of them that would get angry, and maybe even try to kill him.
2007-10-31 14:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Luke 10:18
And He said to them, "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."
There are two ways of looking at Halloween. Sure, from a Christian
perspective it's not especially great to have the kidlets dressing up as
the devil and whatnot. On the other hand, look at it from the devil's
perspective. You revolted against God and fell from heaven in this
primordial struggle against God Almighty Himself. In your titanic pride you
had high hopes of establishing yourself supreme in the universe. You
committed your greatest act of terrorism against God when you convinced His
own precious Adam and Eve to revolt against Him. You brought death
into the human race and you thought you had it made when God, as it
appeared to you, insanely chose to become human. On Good Friday you finally
had Him in your hand and you killed Him with all the savagery your
fallen angelic mind could invent. And now, for two thousand years, you've
been watching your revolt crumble as the Risen One turned all your
schemes into life for your victims and mockery for you. Now, so far from
ruling the universe, your face is on some stupid mask worn by a
6-year-old and the creatures you hoped to destroy are writing meditations
like this one to pull your pointy nose and remind you that the Christ you
killed has defeated you utterly.
Memo to Satan: Happy Halloween, loser!
2007-10-31 15:56:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Pope
2007-10-31 14:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carson Kressley!
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2007-10-31 14:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Stranger In The Night 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
caesar
and for people who might think he was doing 'animal house', he could carry a caesar salad. the apostles would dress up as vestal virgins, except mary magdalene. she would be a praetorian guard.
2007-10-31 14:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by bad tim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's great. He could wear a giant grape condom costume!
2007-11-01 21:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know Jesus, and he doesn't celebrate Halloween.
2007-10-31 14:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A crocoduck.
2007-10-31 14:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Sookie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pregnant nun!
2007-10-31 14:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by cricket 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋