...would people say "Hey look, the Messiah has returned!" or would they say "Another Jesus costume? The last kid's Jesus costume was better"?
2007-10-31 07:14:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
People have never seen Jesus Halloween costumes? Really?
Jesus.
2007-10-31 07:25:54 · update #1
I would stone him to death and jack all his candy then say ten hail Mary's and drag his dead body behind my truck and then add him to my Halloween lawn display - you know recycling is a good habit :) It's a joke dude ....
2007-10-31 07:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by Godzilla Gal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Science and philosophy being based on logic cannot answer a stinker like this one. I'll leave this one to either the Theologians or the Psychologists, whose theories are based on something OTHER than reason...
And who wears Jesus costumes on Halloween? I've never seen that, except at adult parties at Swinger's Clubs, but none of the chicks there could have mistaken the fake Jesus for the real thing!
I doubt the real guy ever trick-or-treated anyway! Instead of giving candy to the kiddies, he was making fine wines! Should have been a vintner instead of a Messiah, would have had a better life with a better ending.
That's what happened to most of the world's Messiahs: crucified, guillotined, beheaded. But what of the world's Vitners! They live the high life, fast cars, fast money and fast women! Now that is what I can lift up my glass of vino and say "L'Chaim". Besides, poverty sucks!
2007-10-31 14:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Jesus costume
2007-10-31 14:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I totally saw that guy last Saturday at the Halloween rave party!
2007-10-31 14:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by Justin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would Have to dress up! People would be totally confused, pretty much like they are naturally.
But your question make me laugh, which is good, because I'm at work--- wearing bunny ears... (It was my bosses idea)
2007-10-31 14:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by Katrina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above. It would be so mind blowing being in his actual presence that it would leave no doubt. No man made facsimile can compare to the real glory of Jesus.
2007-10-31 14:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by Terri W 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't really think that this is funny! Well, no one dresses up like Him on halloween because most kids do not know who he is. That is really sad. I am sure that they would all be speechless. No doubt about it!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
~maddie
2007-10-31 14:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by Emma 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus came back on Halloween I would like to think he wouldnt be in the old school sandals and such but maybe like jeans and a nice polo. No Beard and Gel in his hair. I dunno just a thought
2007-10-31 14:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by cierra 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd say "Nice Costume, Dude!"
2007-10-31 14:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by HarleyRider 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
His treats would fall through his palm holes....
PS: Do only I give Fireball a thumb down automatically??
2007-10-31 14:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋