everyone talks about him/it/her but what is it?? please tell me
2007-10-31 06:08:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris? Walker Texas Ranger? Karate? Ring a bell?
2007-10-31 14:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a man who sleeps with the light on. Not because he's afraid of the dark. It's because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris is a man who, during his adolescence, went to a college sorority party and, nine months later, all the sorority women gave birth to baby boys. Those babies grew up to become the 1972 Miami Dolphins -- to date the NFL's only undefeated team.
Chuck Norris is a man who, twenty years ago, sent the IRS a photo of himself crouching behind a tree ready to pounce, instead of a 1040 form. He thus has never had to pay taxes.
Chuck Norris is a man who sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and unsurpassed martial-arts skills. Soon after completing the deal, Norris roundhouse-kicked the Devil and took his soul back.
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2007-10-31 13:24:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once ate a three month old baby and then pooped him out the same day as a full grown man. His name you ask...? Abraham Lincoln. Abe later went on to end slavery and go on a beard promotion tour throughout the United States.
2007-10-31 13:14:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Irradiated Meat Chucked Up.
2007-10-31 13:17:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is an actor of the 70's and 80's. He is a martial arts expert and used to star in movies with Bruce Lee. In the 80's, he became "Walker, Texas Ranger". You may have seen him before; he has red hair and a full beard.
2007-10-31 13:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by FUNdie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
2007-10-31 13:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
2007-10-31 13:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once round house kicked so fast that his foot went back in time and ended the Incan civilization.
2007-10-31 13:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a Master. I would not want to fight him.
2007-10-31 13:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is the master. You would've seen his face on Mt. Rushmore but the granite there wasn't hard enough for his beard.
He is also the fourth wise man, his gift was the beard, a gift Jesus wore even after death. Out of jealousy the other three wise men took him out of the books.
He also used to wash his clothes at the ocean, but realized tsunamis were killing people.
One time he has sex on a barnyard, his "spill" fell on a tractor. That tractor immediately became a truck called Optimus Prime.
He is also so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself on the back of his head.
2007-10-31 13:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋