Star if funny!!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-10-31 06:03:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey I put this joke up on someone elses question for 10 points to the best joke like almost two weeks ago. its funni....iluv it......women are beautifully evil.=]
2007-10-31 07:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by MizzTavarez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!* Funny but two of my best friends were just in a car crash last week but they are fine bt still just a bit shocked i think! xxxx <3* xxxx
2007-10-31 06:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by Hunni Bunni xx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but I don't really get it😕😁 could someone explain it to me? 😊
2014-12-13 16:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by Allie-Kate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny! 10!
2007-10-31 13:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Never underestimate a woman.
2007-10-31 06:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will have to remember that if ever I am in an accident. That was funny.
2007-10-31 06:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by Joe W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniest joke on here all day.
2007-10-31 06:10:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! This is hilarious. Do you mind if I tell my friends this joke?
2007-10-31 06:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by skrdude8389 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's funny! But mean...but funny! :) LOL
2007-10-31 06:10:49 · answer #9 · answered by ladybug 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-31 06:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋