"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
2007-10-31 04:49:31 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
2007-10-31 04:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by Charlene 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha very good
10/10
2007-10-31 17:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh! Cheered me up after the day I have had, have a star!
2007-10-31 04:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see that coming, I did laugh out loud too, Brilliant
2007-10-31 04:55:20 · answer #4 · answered by karriemak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I laughed out loud! Great one!
2007-10-31 06:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's good but it's been around a while. must of heard it 10 years ago at least.
2007-10-31 04:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by darryl h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeew, alright bt not LOL funni
2007-10-31 05:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap joke!!! HaHa.
2007-11-01 05:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by angiebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
'ave a star
2007-10-31 10:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
2007-10-31 04:57:37 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋