1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
2007-10-31 04:41:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Please star if you think it's funny!
2007-10-31 04:41:39 · update #1
very funny and the direction one seems familiar!
2007-10-31 06:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny...I like #3
2007-10-31 11:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Each one is really funny. Star for you.
2007-10-31 11:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they are very funny and very true * for you
2007-10-31 12:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-10-31 13:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
so true, lmao
2007-10-31 15:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by nikki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-31 16:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Green visitor is back :D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks really cheered me up
2007-10-31 12:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by pretty flower 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋