A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2007-10-31 03:54:16 · 39 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 10/10, *. Fantastic.
Even when you tell us the truth we don't believe you.......hahaha.
2007-10-31 09:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be nice if she comes home one day late with
talcum powder on her hands and says, to tell you the truth honey,
I went to the bar,had a few drinks,went home with this guy Mohamed and I slept with him.What the **** will he do then.
Peace to the world
2007-10-31 04:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How deceitful men can be! It appears his wife would rather have him sleep with a girl than bowling! What an irony of line!
2007-10-31 04:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by Tee baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ! Or get some mud on his shows and the wife accuse him of having been golfing.
Still a cracker tho :o)
2007-10-31 05:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Trucky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
congratulations you have won thhe best joke awaard fot the years 2007 and 2010 the best jok ive heard in 19 years and im 19 now LOL
2007-10-31 04:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by DIVA 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They say Truth will send you free and it did
But it tells the man that he can tell the truth and his wife don't believe him SO he will get doing it until she catches him
2007-10-31 04:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by betty s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-31 14:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-10-31 04:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by gemstone 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
My wife loves to bowl...I'll have to forward her this joke!
2007-10-31 03:56:57 · answer #9 · answered by docscholl 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! love it, to works with billards as well
2007-10-31 03:58:08 · answer #10 · answered by SABU_HSG 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋