2007-10-31 02:23:19 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, I noticed that too, Donna. I guess the stalkers work in shifts lol. (Good morning!)
To all of the answerers: I haven't thumbs-downed any of you :)
2007-10-31 02:30:19 · update #1
Thou shall enjoy your short lives, and be nice to everyone.
2007-10-31 02:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by tovey_mark 3 · 14⤊ 2⤋
Thou shalt stomp Tokyo!
2007-11-01 12:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be an *donkey*. Seriously, be nice. Don't try and speak for Me because you make Me sound like an *donkey*. Live and let live. It's not that hard. If you want to be loved, love. If you want to tell people to worship Me or go to Hell, you'll be breaking this simple sounding commandment. If you decide to act like an *donkey* don't look to me for help when people don't want to be your friend.
2007-10-31 02:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jake S 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Awesome question! Thou shall Never abandon thy children!
2007-10-31 02:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by sandra b 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
some doctors in the field of particle physics and quantum physics are now acknowledging a supreme intelligence[GOD]---listen to the celebrated english phyisist,Steven Hawking. Open your mind-- there is more out there than we will ever know--with an open mind you will be discovering and learning till you die. Arnie
2007-10-31 02:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by arnie 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
together with his finger. whilst God writes, it is together with his finger. In John financial disaster 8 whilst they drag the lady in and accuse her of adultery Jesus kneels down and writes on the floor together with his finger. considering that no person stopped to study what he grew to become into writing, he had to unquestionably verbally tell them.
2016-11-09 21:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by monsalvatge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou shall have a sense of humor.
2007-10-31 10:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thou shalt know that god is not male and shall never be referred to with a masculine pronoun.
2007-10-31 12:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll go with Jesus and whoever else has said this:
JUDGE NOT THAT YOU MAY NOT BE JUDGED.
Typing it in capitals so that all the world can hear; I also am sometimes guilty of breaking this commandment.
2007-10-31 02:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jerusalem Delivered 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thou shalt not put apostrophes on simple plurals, for this maketh thee a moron.
Oh, and here's one for men: Thou shalt not douse a gallon of ketchup on everything that I spent all day cooking so it would taste good.
2007-10-31 02:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
11) And the LORD God did say "Chill out. Just because someone disagrees with you it doesn't mean they're a horrible person".
Oh, and I had to add a twelfth, sorry
12) Thou shalt not assume you have an infallible understanding of the Bible. Just because YOU think I meant something by a particular passage, it doesn't mean you're right.
2007-10-31 02:28:00 · answer #11 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 9⤊ 3⤋