Just dropping in to wish Satan a Happy Birthday!
Question: Are you going to crash his party?
Happy Halloween :)
2007-10-31 02:17:20 · 13 answers · asked by Kate 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*shaking head*
Let me know how that goes for you in ............let's say.......200 years
2007-10-31 02:20:57 · answer #1 · answered by kenny p 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No way! not even the Bible characters would do a thing like that...
Or would they?
Job 3:1-4,11 After this, Job opened his mouth and cursed the day of his birth. He said: "May the day of my birth perish, and the night it was said, 'A boy is born!' That day—may it turn to darkness; may God above not care about it; may no light shine upon it for it did not shut the doors of the womb on me to hide trouble from my eyes. (11) "Why did I not perish in the womb, and die as I came from the belly?
Jeremiah 20:14-17 - Cursed be the day I was born! May the day my mother bore me not be blessed! Cursed be the man who brought my father the news, who made him very glad, saying, "A child is born to you—a son!" May that man be like the towns the LORD overthrew without pity. May he hear wailing in the morning, a battle cry at noon. For he did not kill me in the womb, with my mother as my grave, her womb enlarged forever.
2007-10-31 02:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by Opus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
[Thick sarcasm] What? Satan has a birthday!?! I had no idea! When was it scheduled for Halloween!?!
2007-10-31 02:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already crashed it. I was born again on Halloween in 1990.
2007-10-31 02:23:47 · answer #4 · answered by A Voice 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!?!??!
Halloween is a day of reverence for the dead and the saints. formerly known as All Hallows Eve (All Saints Day). Satan has no birthday fool.
2007-10-31 02:22:46 · answer #5 · answered by nacsez 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh yeah.... Cause Halloween is Satans birthday...
Edit: Too bad you can't see my eyes roll
2007-10-31 02:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by We're all mad here. 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It's a day for people to dress up silly and have fun and eat sweets. Why put anymore meaning into it than that?
2007-10-31 02:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by colebolegooglygooglyhammerhead 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't need to crash. I was totally invited to his party.
2007-10-31 02:21:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nah - I´m going to the hell-party.
2007-10-31 02:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm VIP! the guest of honor! Happy birthday satan!! its party time! oooh yeaaaaaaaa
2007-10-31 02:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by freckles579 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
this is the stupidest thing i've heard in a while. You have any idea what your "satan" is planning to do with your soul?
2007-10-31 02:22:03 · answer #11 · answered by Tx Guy 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋