2007-10-30 20:55:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Spoke? Why of course, my cat even kept a dairy in English,,,Here's a part of it:-
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed (again).
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.
But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....
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Hmmm...maybe i should get rid of it............
2007-10-30 21:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cats speak with the use of their tails. the way they "wag" it with pasion or something is their mood.
my cat hates me.
so even if she spoke english,
i wouldn't be near her to hear.why, has your cat spoken to you in english yet?
2007-10-31 04:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by periwinkle_sam05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I had to learn Cat. The first year of our relationship was quite awkward...
2007-10-31 04:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard one speak in french once, but not english
2007-10-31 04:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by dana5169 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but his French is coming along nicely
2007-10-31 03:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by SociallyAwkwardPenguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, and she told me how cats ruled once the earth... but eversince the humans evolved from monkeys, they kept their silence... till now...
2007-10-31 04:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by noldzki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, dont have a cat but i do have a silver gourami. he makes gestures everytime i talk to him.
2007-10-31 04:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not English. However, she is improving in Chinese.
2007-10-31 04:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by Melanie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the time.
2007-10-31 04:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Jessers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but my Siamese is very fluent in Thai.
2007-10-31 03:59:24 · answer #10 · answered by DainBramaged 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋