You should not play possum in the following situations:
If you are in a burning building (you will burn)
If you are being shot at with a bow and arrow (you will get hit)
If you are playing dodge ball (you will get hit)
If you are about to hit a deer while driving (if you don't stay alert, you may end up-side-down)
If you are swimming and see someone you don't like (you will drown)
If you are being mugged (you will lose your purse, use pepper spray instead)
If your car stalls on train tracks with a train coming at you (you will get hit)
2007-10-30 19:20:07
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answered by Chip 3
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When Satan is in a Mac truck careening down the street in your direction!
2007-10-31 02:05:55
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answered by Anonymous
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Its ok untill you are over the fire. Then wake up and run.
And don't let the vultures land too close.
2007-10-31 02:10:11
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answered by bahbdorje 6
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When crossing the road.
2007-10-31 02:21:55
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answered by Nicey 4
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When you beat a bee hive with a large stick.
2007-10-31 02:04:52
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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at a police checkpoint testing for drugs and alcohol
2007-10-31 02:39:49
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answered by Anonymous
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at a job interview
2007-10-31 02:04:28
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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when a plane flys overhead dropping bombs.
2007-10-31 02:09:09
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answered by Anonymous
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while resting near a cemetary ????
2007-10-31 02:05:41
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answered by Anonymous
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during sex
EDIT: Unless they're into that sort-of-thing!!
2007-10-31 02:04:18
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answer #10
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answered by KC_Killer 4
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