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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the cheque book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

2007-10-30 18:53:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Women's Health

14 answers

lol, it's funny how some people just don't realise how tough it can really be to have to 'stay home' all day.

2007-10-30 18:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by A derka der 7 · 2 0

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2016-04-11 04:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Wow...that sounds like me. If only my husband knew everything I do while he is at work. Maybe then i wouldn't have to listen to him grip about HIS day :)

2007-10-30 19:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

hahaha like women actually do that kind of work...after one day of that kind of work theyll be compaining for a maid or a babysitter and will be getting mcdonalds for dinner

2007-10-30 19:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by moneymike89 2 · 0 1

lol id love to see a movie about that

2007-10-30 19:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yay

2007-10-30 19:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by benejueves 6 · 1 0

lol..

didn't see that coming..
star 4 u

2007-10-31 12:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by Luken 5 · 1 0

yay

2007-10-30 18:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by therundown2k3 4 · 2 0

Yay!!

2007-10-30 18:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by boonslilsis 4 · 2 0

haha that was so cute
that poor guy lol

2007-10-30 20:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by cher 5 · 1 0

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