......put up a pair of goal posts.
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
M-agical
N-umber
F-our!!!!!!
2007-10-30 18:53:13 · 13 answers · asked by The Claymaker- Go Pack! 6 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Hahaha....This is great. Damn, I just spit Dr. Pepper all over my flat screen.
2007-10-30 19:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by 2nd AD/ 4th ID 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hang out a #28 Vikings jersey?
2007-10-31 02:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by Captain Hammer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just have to comment that the speeding ticket joke made me laugh out loud (literally)...which is unusual here..
Thanks.
2007-10-30 19:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by Robert C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, you get a bag, and fill it with ketchup. Then you wiggle it around in front of the bear's face and they should go away.
2016-04-11 04:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also, put one person out there on defense. Brian Griese is contractually obligated to throw the ball right to him.
2007-10-30 18:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Put a football on the grass?
2007-10-30 21:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by The_Village_Idiot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones dude,Bears make good throw rugs
2007-10-30 20:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is it not enough that us FIB's keep your economy strong??
You should be thanking us.
Call me when Brett Favre wins a second Super Bowl.
2007-10-31 09:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
tell em Rex Grossman will be here w/football in hand
2007-10-31 01:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by storeetjdjay 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
make it look like a endzone, then only devin hester will comeover to play.
2007-10-30 20:47:19 · answer #10 · answered by i am him 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋