FUN QUESTION! Can you describe the worst fart you ever smelled?

Question

It can be yours or anyone else's. Even your pet or a farm animal.

Okay. I just read all the answers and I am laughing so hard that I'm crying!!!

Answer 1

The low, ominous rumble let fly, echoing across the room...it made me think of a drunken sax player, sputtering wetly into the mouthpiece.

The smell was a cross between rotten eggs, moldy cheese and skunk spray, and had a clear boundary to it. You didn't just get a whiff of it. You either stepped inside The Fart Zone and were overpowered by its sheer lung-shredding intensity, or you stepped back a step...and were completely safe.

There was not only smell, but a vaguely humid feel to it...a bitter, acrid taste to it.

She looked so beautiful in her prom dress, though.

Answer 2

My husband and i went to Pensacola Florida for our honeymoon....it was a very long drive and we ate fast food the whole way up there. My stomach was a mess and being newlyweds i did not want to "poot" in the car. When we got to the condo where we would be staying, he went to get ice and i let out a little fart...It was the WORST smell i have ever smelled. . It smelled like a small animal fetus had rotted in my stomach. Needless to say, the smell didn't' dissipate before he got back into the room. I was busted. That opened the gate to us not being shy about farting anymore and now i am proud to say we are a farting family. :)

Answer 3

HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!! My late husband was the worst! He always wanted to christen the place! We moved to a house and were settling in by a month or two. He let out this really raunchy sounding fart, (excuse me dear, it was a duck flying by) and it started smelling. He started moving the covers up and down so that I could (get a whiff) know what it smelled like. I went down the hall and to the living room to sit. I waited ten minutes to go back. When I started heading back, the fart had a nauseous smell and was in the living room and the hallway!!! It was so nasty! We had to repaint the walls the next day.

Answer 4

My son can blow air biscuits like no other person in the family.
His farts smell like Sulfur and Garlic. I mean, I almost choke over the smell sometimes, and I have 4 cats and 6 dogs! He is the true animal of the family.

Answer 5

The worst one I ever smelled was done by a babboon!
We'd gone to a zoo. Driving through the babboon enclosure, one of them decided to sit on the road in front of us. We stopped to wait for him to get out of the way. He walked up to the bonnet of the car, jumped on, walked up to the window, crouched over the air vent and let one rip! Very long, very loud and very, very smelly!
He looked into the car at us and laughed! He knew exactly what he'd done!
I can still smell it whenever I think of it!
If he'd bottled the stench, he could have made a fortune!

Answer 6

When I was in the service, I was an aircraft mechanic. One day two of us were working up inside the belly of a cargo plane. Very close quarters and the other fellow had crawled in first. When I realized what he had done, I backed out and closed the hatch behind me. I waited about 10 minutes before I went back in. He was annoyed, but I never had any more problems like that out of him.

Answer 7

well, including animals broadens the choices too much! As far as humans....i'd have to say my brother. For some reason, he's just rotten inside. I really think something crawled up in him and died.....yeeears ago! He's got some hot, nasty, sulfur-stinkin farts! He can literally make the room temp go up a few degrees.

Ok, now i'm so grossed out!

Answer 8

I'm not much into passing wind, but I have smelled some terrible ones, especially in a confining elevator. On one occasion, the most innocent-looking passenger was the guilty party. Afraid of passing out, I got off at the wrong floor.

Answer 9

Hahahaah OMG. 'k so, two of my friend and I and her grandmother went to the grocery store. We didn't want to get out we were all dirty from the horse stable, so she just went in quickly.

So anyways, as we're talking, I start to smell this rotten barf dead body skunk + rotten taco beef and more smell, and my other friend was like yeah, what the heck is that? I look over at my third friend and she's killing herself laughing! I had to reel open the window and stick my head out, and I look over my shoulder, my other friend climbed in the front seat, opened the car door and puked ahahahah. AS THE CAR ALARM IS GOING OFF! ahhahaha, HILARIOUS. Goodtimes.

Answer 10

I can't believe I'm answering this but my dogs farts are so strong that we really do go outside to breathe until the smell goes away. Those spray air fresheners don't even touch the smell.