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whoever makes me laugh or think the most wins!

2007-10-30 15:33:42 · 21 answers · asked by NAF SREWSNA OOHAY 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

i love chicken

2007-10-30 15:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room your on top of eachother?" His mother very surprised says "Honey you know how fat daddy is, i'm just helping him to lose weight". The boy knows this is not working and tells her why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the women who comes by when you leave for work, just blows him back up again!".
There's your joke!

2007-10-30 15:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Here's what I want to say, and I don't think it will make you laugh. I really just hate it when people talk about "pick you as best answer" instead of just asking their question. It just seems SO crass to me.

Why don't you just ask for people to tell you funny things?

2007-10-30 15:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by treebird 6 · 2 1

What is the worlds most worthy invention ever? Not what you think but what is accepted as a fact worldwide!!

hope I get you thinking hard!

2007-10-31 22:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing. I could tell you a joke. I could ask you a profound question. With such an abstract question I think I'll give you an abstract answer. What could you say to me for me to give you an answer?? Oh, wait, you did. Good job.

2007-10-30 15:41:20 · answer #5 · answered by J. 3 · 2 1

I'd do anything for best answer.
I will jump off a cliff...
I would run around in no clothes acting like a crazy person...
LOL!!

2007-10-30 22:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

"I could promise you the moon and sing you a tune and give you the world right now on a silver platter-but what would it matter?"
(Song "I Beg Your Pardon")
I know that I cannot make you do anything you do not want to do.

2007-10-30 15:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by PrivacyNowPlease! 7 · 0 0

If you could slow down the speed of light, would you be slowing down the speed of time in the process?

2007-10-30 15:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by thefistofdoom 5 · 0 0

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

think about those.

2007-10-30 15:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Huge Ego Sorry 2 · 0 0

Pudding comes in more than TWO flavors

2007-10-30 15:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0 0

What could you ask to make me want to answer your question?

2007-10-30 15:42:11 · answer #11 · answered by espnglobal 3 · 0 1

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