2007-10-30 14:46:36 · 13 answers · asked by EnnSam 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
The purpose of life is to answer the question what is the purpose of life.
2007-10-30 15:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by Penny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The purpose of life is to collect energy, reproduce and defend yourself.
So get a job, get a mate & get a clue.
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The purpose of life is to get a life.
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(Dumb Jock line)
The purpose of life is babes. Finding the babes. Knocking up the babes. So they can have babes, who grow up to be babes, and have more babes. Yeah, it's pretty much...you know...babes.
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Life is about taking advantage of idiots. Can I have your wallet?
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Life is about rooting for the underdog, without ever actually BEING the underdog.
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I used to think life was about being the top dog, but I'm starting to suspect it's really about whose ***** you are.
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To die with the most toys.
2007-10-30 15:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-30 14:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by elguapo_marco_2008@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, the purpose of life is to eat, drink and be merry while you can. Soon you'll have to give it all up for what you wife or husbands wants.
2007-10-30 14:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by livemoreamply 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to your boss, the purpose of YOUR life is to make the boss look good.
2007-11-01 07:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by Doctor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The purpose of life is breaking your head trying to figure it out! haha!!!
2007-10-30 14:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by carine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To discover the absolute best flavor of ice cream.
Excuse me, I need to go and conduct more research.
2007-10-30 14:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dolphins! Oh wait, that's porpoise. Sorry!
2007-10-30 15:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by phil8656 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The purpose of life is: I is here, you is here, she is here, he is here, they is all here.
2007-10-31 16:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by Psychic Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To kill every damn roach on the face of the earth.
2007-10-30 16:21:52 · answer #10 · answered by fatstan@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋