How do I write a funny paragraph about the juniors at my school for the yearbook?

Question

I have to write a paragraph or two about the junior class (my class ... '09 rocks! lol). Anyway, I've already written the copy for the seniors and everyone loved it so I'm stuck with writing the copy for the juniors.
But while the senior copy was sweet and sentimental, the junior class copy is not supposed to be.

My teacher's exact words were, "Make it smartass, because the junior class is more smartass."

She's right. So how do I write a sarcastic/funny/dry humor/you get the idea ... paragraph or so? What should I write?

Anything would be helpful. :] I just need some ideas to get the creative juices flowing!

Thankssssss :P

Answer 1

#1 rule in funny is make fun of people. it's kinda sad, but it's true.

Since you are a fellow '09er, it should be really easy to pick some strange thing that we do and over emphasize it.

oh, and making fun of something everyone likes is always good too. : )