Tom and Tim a fishing went, and YOU KNOW what they found in that great big tent!
They say that Tom bucked one and Timbuktoo but that's another joke and so who knows if it's true!
On the way home jealous husbands they did meet, but being young and spry they were fast on their feet.
Still later that night, as they fished off the shore, Tom got yanked in and he was seen no more! Tim couldn't do a thing as he was shot down dead, some jealous husband rumours round the town had spread!
And on the anniversary of that fated night, seems people of that town lock thier doors all right.
For two drunken ghosts haunt that lake in wait, and on their fishing pole seems that townfolk make good bait!
2007-10-31 04:29:40
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answered by Anonymous
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I went to the gulf to cleanse my soul
with a six-pack of beer and a fishin pole
I finished the beer right there and the coast
and i opened my eyes to see two drunk ghosts.
(the best i could do on short notice)
2007-10-30 11:47:43
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answered by BirdogsID 6
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Two little ghosties drunk and loud
snuck to the pond without any sound
poppped open the cans and took out the pole
then proceded on down to the fishin' hole.........
2007-10-30 12:58:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Yer killing me Chris ! But....here goes !
Two drunk ghosts went fishing one day,
Not realizing there'd be hell to pay !
Fishing poles in hand and a jug of shine,
Lord knows, they thought they'd be just fine !
But the devil was a watching in all his glee,
Stole their souls, now they can never be free !
2007-10-31 03:48:29
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answered by ? 6
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What about one drunk ghost and a sheep (It's the unofficial australian national anthem, but most stralians are so apathetic I'm sure they won't mind.)
2007-10-30 11:49:05
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answered by Anonymous
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*gasp! shaking head side to side*
oh no, no, no
2007-11-01 17:16:11
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answered by YAHOO GHOST 4
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