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...Either seriously or less seriously.

2007-10-30 11:23:29 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

Stop! you guys are killin' me!! :) LOL!!!

2007-10-30 11:30:06 · update #1

Michael, we're all still waiting for Bush to go after those people... but he's already said that he's not concerned about Bin Laden. But.... maybe Bush meant someone else...

2007-10-30 11:36:10 · update #2

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Dude, you're just setting this up for a home run aren't you?

"Is our children learning?"

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured,"

"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas."

"I'm honored to be here with the eternal general of the United States, mi amigo Alberto Gonzales." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2007

"And my concern, David, is several." --George W. Bush, to NBC's David Gregory, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006

"The Patriot Act has increased the flow of information within our government and it has helped break up terrorist cells in the United States of America. And the United States Congress was right to renew the terrorist act -- the Patriot Act." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. , Sept. 7, 2006

"It's a heck of a place to bring your family." --George W. Bush, on New Orleans, New Orleans, La., Jan. 12, 2006

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --George W. Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his job performance, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2005

"I have a record in office, as well. And all Americans have seen that record. September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget." --George W. Bush, Marlton, New Jersey, Oct. 18, 2004

"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Sept. 19, 2001

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." —George W. Bush, July 27, 2001

"My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt." —George W. Bush, in his budget address to Congress, Feb. 27, 2001

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --George W. Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

2007-10-30 11:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

"I can hear you and the rest of the world can hear you, and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear from all of us soon."
Bin Laden would have been a non-factor & 9-11 may have never happened if Bill Clinton would have taken him when he was offered on a silver platter. Way to go Bill!

2007-10-30 11:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

There are way too many Bushisms but the one that seems to be quoted the most is: "Is our children learning". This from a man with a master's degree. It certainly must have been tough in English to get even a D. (D for daddy paying to up the grade most likely)

2007-10-30 11:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 7 2

'more than two decades later, it's hard to imagine the revolutionary war coming out any other way'

"rarely is the question asked: 'is our children learning?' "

"make the pie higher!"

"as you know, i'm the commander guy"

"i'm going to see if i can remember as much to make it sound like i'm smart on the subject"

"my concern, david, is several"

2007-10-30 12:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 2 0

"It is our responsibility to put the elections behind us and work together on the great issues facing America,"
"rise above partisan differences."

President Bush
Nov 9, 2006

2007-10-30 11:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by Think 1st 7 · 6 0

Something like... our enemies are always thinking of ways to harm America, and so are we...

What an idiot we have for a president right now. 30 years from now, people will look back and laugh at how this imbecile became leader of our country.

2007-10-30 11:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is...to-be-prepared"

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure"

"They misunderestimated me"

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures"

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made"

"Public speaking is very easy."

2007-10-30 12:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by Tom C 3 · 4 0

"Its just a g*dd@mned piece of paper" in reference to the Constitution of the United States.
~Whitehouse, Nov. 2005

2007-10-30 11:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

2007-10-30 15:33:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur.
or
The most difficult part of my job has been connecting Iraq to 9/11.

2007-10-30 11:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7 3

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