2007-10-30 10:59:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
never. i think shakespeare did an amazing job with it. also their death is to wake both family's up from the stupid feud that tore their lives apart. It's a tragedy and i would keep it a tragedy.
2007-10-30 11:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by Theater=Life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. Ashley F... Listen up.
It gets to the scene where Romeo is looking at his poison and building up the gumption to take it.....
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.......Just then, before he has a chance to take it, Samuel.L.Jackson steps out and starts spouting off lines from Othello(He, of course, playing Othello). Romeo turns to him in a rage and shouts out that Sammy's in the "Wrong !@#$ing place at the wrong $^@$ing time.
Mr. Jackson re iterates "Mutha @#%er!. I believe I know when it's the wrong @#$%ing time...Mutha @#$%er.
Then, one of the front row audience members, one of those pretentious super rich elite types, throws her opera glasses up on to the stage and bonks against Sammy's head.
Mutha @^%ing BI@C&!!!!. Audience want's to @^$K with a FU#^ING JEDI...
(Then, after one of Sammy's trademark death stares, he raises his hidden left arm from beneath his robe which is holding a rather large BUCK KNIFE and shouts out...)
"We got to get these MU#HE# FU(K@NG BIT!H#S OUT OF THIS MU@%E$ F@&IN% THEATRE!!!"
Then Quintin Terentino steps out with a chain gun and mows everyone down.
The End.
2007-10-30 12:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by juke 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what a prefectly dreadful idea.
2007-10-30 14:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by Theatre Doc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they could kill the parents!
2007-10-30 11:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by lovinlife 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋