2007-10-30 10:18:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Due to rising business expeditures, for every $100.00 dollars you withdraw, we will keep $20.00 to cover the cost of teller insurance, bullet-proof glass replacement, drive-thru mechanism repair bills, and those cute calendars you get free at the start of each new year.
2007-10-30 10:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by not at home 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would not want to hear that the stock market has crashed and that I would not be allowed to access my funds for an indefinite period.
2007-10-30 17:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by bookworm4jc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The government has decided to use your money for the war in Iraq. Ahhhh!
2007-10-30 17:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Step into the back and show us how much you really want that loan Mr. Fancy Hat!
2007-10-30 17:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FLOOR THIS IS A HOLD UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR LITTLE CHILDREN TOO! *laughs evily*
or a smiling faced lady who tells you:
YOU HAVE NO MONEY. I CANT HELP YOU. HAVE A GREATTTT DAY =]
OR TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES>THIS IS A HOLDUP>GIVE ME YOUR MONEY CLOTHES AND LOLLIPOPS*
2007-10-30 17:23:47 · answer #5 · answered by Babygiirl;;;♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some stole my money. Identity theft
2007-10-30 17:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by jemark 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That the old lady in front of me needs a diaper change...
2007-10-30 17:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We have reported you to our collection agency for your outstanding negative balance on your auto loan. It will be up to their discretion if you can keep your house or not.
2007-10-30 17:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by USAman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i walk in my brother yells OK this is a hold up ,,, hillbilly get the money....because I'm supposed to be the get away driver
2007-10-30 17:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by Hillbilly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"jaysin rich!!! come on down! you're the next contestant on the "Price Is Right"
2007-10-30 22:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋