if you was prime minister what laws would you make and why?

Answer 1

Oooh now heres a big one!!! Where would I start?

I would basically get us out of Europe. We are a soveriegn state and decide our own fate. (Oooh that rhymes!) Free trade is fine, but nothing more.

I would scrap the human rights act and give the courts a kick up the **** to impose heavy sentences.

I would stop giving away all our money to Europe and in Foreign aid. I will look after my own country first.

This would allow me to reduce taxes and also make the improvements I want.

I would scrap the PCTS and make the NHS strong again by firing the armies of beauracrats and pen pushing morons, and putting each hospital squarely in the control of doctors and nurses.

I would scrap the debt each hospital is in and make them hire all the British nurses and doctors who cant get jobs now, and make sure they effectively double the staff on the wards, as well as making each hospital hire its own controlled cleaning staff, not outside companies.

(Only British citizens should get free treatment too. Foriegn nationals should pay what they would pay in their own country if they get treated here.)

I would put many many more police officers out on the beat and reduce the ammount of paperwork and penpushing they have to do. (Maybe let the specials do that instead!)

On this topic, I would raise the pay of all emergency services and teachers too. They are invaluable to any country and we should not undervalue them.

I would also effectively stop ALL immigration, except for a very small percentage (I'm talking less than a hundred) a year of HIGHLY SKILLED PROFFESSIONALS (doctors, nurses, teachers, etc) but only if posts need filling and there are no British people to fill them.

I would boot out ALL immigrants, asylum seekers and otherwise, unless they fall into the small category above.

This would solve the little problem of no housing that this small island has now.

The job vaccuum that would be created I would fill with all the jobless feckers on benefits.

I would also scrap benefits full stop apart from for those who are severly disabled and can't physically work, or the old age pension, (which I would at least double with the money I'm saving from benefits.)

This would make all the chavs go out and get a job to survive, and would also reduce teenage pregnancy as 15 year old girls realise they can't get a free council house any more.

I would also recall the British Army, give them a massive parade when they got back and then sort out their pay, kit and homes, before I go about stationing them on our borders in the few years it will take to create a seperate border police force to protect our shores.

Oh, and I would make all ChavTV shows like Jeremy Kyle and Trisha illegal, and make reality TV illegal too!!!

Rant over.

Who's with me???????

Answer 2

Free beer on the NHS!

If this is a serious question though, here would be my top ten policies;

1. An immediate cessation of all immigration into the country until such time as we can evaluate the impact and needs to and for the country as a whole.

2. Withdrawal from the EU, apart from trading, i.e. we would maintain associate membership in the way Norway and Switzerland do.

3. Amend the smoking ban to require all pubs to have smoking and non-smoking areas.

4. Withdraw from the 2012 Olympics and use the money saved to ensure all struggling pensioners in our country were given a decent and dignified retirement.

5. Reintroduction of capital punishment for paedophiles and sex offenders where there is 100% unequivocal proof of guilt.

6. Build more prisons and impose stricter jail sentences on those breaking the law. Life would mean life!

7. Make all public utility companies (transport, electric, gas) non-profit making organisations to ensure that profits made, after expenses, were poured back into improving the services.

8. Rip up the Human Rights Act.

9. Make all judges live in areas of deprivation for six months of the year so they can gain a better understanding of the impact their weak judgments have on the hard-working and honest people of this country.

10. Introduce means-tested benefits to ensure the work-shy of Britain stop looking at unemployment/disability as being a career option.

Answer 3

1. Get rid of all quangos. When the need for one arises, the need must be publicly scrutinised. 2. Where a company employs illegal immigrants, the directors and especially the HR director should be heavily fined as individuals. Illegals sent home where practicable. (They say DNA works) 3. No ID cards for all. If you want one, you should be able to have one at cost price. 4. Change the first past the post electoral system. 5. Cancel all race, creed, wimmins and pro minority legislation and treat all citizens equally and fairly. Stop pandering to minority groups. 6. Force all the silly wee police forces to amalgamate. 7 Form a FBI. The FBI would have a whistle blowing department. 8. Let doctors run the hospitals and teachers run the schools. 9. Crooked police officers to be treated as they treat the public. They should not get off with murder, speeding or spitting in public. 10. Independence for England and Scotland. 11. Banks which have NOT received state aid should be left alone. 12. Bank of England to govern Banks and banking. 13. The institutes of chartered accountants to report material fraud uncovered during audits and investigations to HMR&C. 14. Police to stop arresting the mentally infirm to make up their arrest rates. Police to travel to and from work in uniform and close their canteens so that they have to eat amongst the public at lunch times. Uniformed officers to patrol designated areas, talk and make friends with real local people so that the shopkeepers know their names. 15. The drink culture to be addressed by removing the licences from premises supplying booze to drunks, the under aged, and those who have had enough. (Like in the old days). 16. Close the NAO and the Serious fraud bunch. They are just useless bloated quangos. 17. Build high speed rail lines NOW. Even Spain is better than the UK. 18. Connect Scotland and England with motorways. 20. Ban stupid political correctness. 21. Force Yahoo answers to allow me to quote St Matthew's Gospel. " Jesus entered Jerusalem on an ***". That's enough!

Answer 4

prime minister laws

Answer 5

The language of the country is English and this would be the language of all official documents

I would stop the massive amounts of money being wasted on translating leaflets and documents into dozens of languages and stop residents being lazy and not ever bothering to learn to speak English and therefore requiring interpreters for school parents evenings etc

it might be a start to integration if everyone spoke the same language

Answer 6

Like flit No one would be daft enough but I would restore a tax allowence for married couples scrap same sex "marriages" but ensure that brothers and sisters who had lived to gether ffor many years would not have to pay capital gains until the last one died> I would institute more border controls for no UK citizens. illegal immigrantes would stay illegal no matter how long they had beeen here. No nationals permitted to stay would be deported if they commited any crimes giving more than thre months imprisonment or thre probation orders. if they declined to go or give information as to their actual nationality. I would keep them on an hitherto uninhabited island until they did or their government had claimed them. Residence in this Country does not entitle non nationakls to British protection. OK so I'm a right wing facist , but not really. i just don't like being taken for a ride and part of the law would be protection for a genuine refugee on a case by case basis. Refusal to permit to land would be gfinal with no appeal as in US

Answer 7

I agree with Lorraine D apart from giving single parents more money - why should the fact that you spread your legs for all and sundry entitle you to sponge off the state? Single parents should be FORCED to work under pain of death and their irksome offspring should be taken away and given a decent education

Answer 8

I would introduce a law stating, "Children cannot look after children."
I see it so often and believe it unfair and wrong.
Abortions would cost £10.000.
Men to work part time only and spend more time with their children.
Roundabouts are perfect, so all traffic-lights on them to be turned off.

Answer 9

unemployment benefits decreased
teachers able to impose stricter punishment on unruly students
reverse the dumbing-down of qualifications such as GCSEs and A levels
i totally agree with "elvis paisley"'s policy on immigration
also i would introduce penalties on employers who use sex or race to decrease the wages of employees doing similar jobs
If i somehow became dictator i would abolish the monarchy as all they are are relics from an outdated era. The monarchy seem to display all the worst aspects of society, (in-breeding, adultery etc) except with more baldness and bigger wallets. I have unfortunately had close contact with one of the oldest and apparently most distinguished houses of england. I'm just happy i came away with my life. they first tried to beat me up, then bragged about their racehorses (i kid you not) and then offered me cocaine. Sorry, this has turned into a tirade against the monarchy, who aren't all bad (one hopes).

Answer 10

Much tougher laws for ALL crims, wether it be age colour race or whatever including drunks and drugos.
All unwed mothers (except widows or devorcees) should only be paid gov SS for their 1st child, then go to work or don't have any more till you get married.