"Woof!...
"Woof Woof!" (and the he paused for just a "hair" before saying...)
"Woof!," again...
Do you think a previous owner might have taught him "Morse Code?"
(maybe I should learn it, so I may better understand him...What do you think the significance was of the "pause" between "Woof's?")
2007-10-30 08:04:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it means you are pregnant...and so am i...say hello to the dogfather.
2007-10-30 10:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He was reminding you to get off yer lazy @$$ and fix the woof before the snow flies!
2007-10-30 16:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by STORMY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was just thinking of some way to rephrase the word,"Woof" that's all. What a smart boy he is!! lol
2007-10-30 15:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by altruistic 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The pause was "the pause that refreshes"..
maybe he has a breathing problem and just needed to catch his breath
and what he was saying was not what he wanted publicized..
2007-10-30 17:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay let me translate for you
WoofWoof "you better share the good stash with....."
Woof "sleepysgal666"
I in turn will share with sleepy and we'll all be happy, we can invite Amy and Mistress DD......and well, you saw what happened last night
2007-10-30 17:11:35 · answer #5 · answered by Sleepys Gal 666 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In dog language that translates as ''I just ate your girlfriends underw**r and did a number 2 on the floor in your closet,after lifting my leg on the bedpost".
2007-10-30 21:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your dog is jus messing with you cause he knows another language you don't.
Give him a pen so he can write it down THEN you can get it translated.
ps. he is using the "pause" cause he thinks you are a bit slow
2007-10-30 15:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by julien 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think you smoke to much or nut enough weed lol
2007-10-30 17:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by Silly Billy part 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think he just had to take a breath!!
why dont you just ask him what he meant by the pause?
2007-10-30 15:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by New York Chic 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You never know, it is a good possibility.
Dogs are very smart animals.
2007-10-30 16:42:07 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He was just practicing Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.
Rather badly, I must say.
2007-10-30 17:44:43 · answer #11 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋