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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the bar.. you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy
face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, D*ickhead? Drink your fu-king beer in your damn frozen mug and eat your mother-fu-king snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got that, a$$hole?"
2007-10-30 06:42:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL who wrote the story of my life here
2007-10-30 06:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the bar.. you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy
face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
2014-10-02 02:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT was true, and FUNNY!
You know men get 3 rings when they get married;
1. Engagement ring.
2. Wedding ring.
3.Suffer-ing.
2007-10-30 13:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay...lol
2007-10-30 13:45:43 · answer #4 · answered by Rissa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay I love it
2007-10-30 13:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! I LOVE it... I'll be showing my hubby this one.*
2007-10-30 13:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by Check this out! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-10-30 13:46:04 · answer #7 · answered by shys mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah! tee hee to funny!!
2007-10-30 13:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by jenny2tone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny --- STAR!!
2007-10-30 13:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness...lmfao...that was hilarious
2007-10-30 13:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by ☆That's what she said ☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋