If you could deliver your brand of justice to terrorists what would you do .?

Answer 1

well, i suppose it would depend on who the terrorist was.

For Muslim terrorists I would strip them naked, cover there rear with sow pheromones and tie them up in a pig pen. After a few hours behead them and bury them facing west with their arms around a dead sow. Let them die with no doubt in their minds that they will not be going to heaven.

For non-muslims, use whatever they would fear the most.

Answer 2

First I would have to make sure we let the libs know that by "terrorist" we mean the other guys, not the US, not the US military, not GW, not Cheney. Once we inform them of that a few thousand times and then realize that they are just too inept as a group to understand that, you know, once all diplomatic solutions to that end are exhausted, I would gun the terrorists down where they stand, brutal as it may seem, not giving a crap if it's 100 or 100 million. You know who they are get rid of them.

Or maybe we can try talking with them, offering them $5,000 for each child they raise, sell them the weapons they need to kill us and then convert to Islam. It's a hard choice with no easy answer.

Answer 3

Kill them openly in public and leave the corpse out in the open for all to see.

Commit unspeakable acts of torture on them and let in be known amongst the terrorist community.

When dealing with suicide bombers and high ranking terrorist officials. Track down their entire families (wife, kids, mom, dad, brother & sister) and have them disappear. This way they know that not only will they be giving their own lives, in doing so the will sacrafice the lives of anyone they called family

Strike them no matter what the circumstances with extreme prejudice and no mercy.

Answer 4

Innundate all middle east countries with McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Krispy Kreme, 200 cable channels, graphic novels, video games, rap music, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Wal-mart, beer, Playboy magazine, and SUVs.

Mix well. Give it a year or two. When everyone in the middle east is as fat, lazy, and uneducated as we are in the USA, there will be no more terrorists.

Answer 5

I couldn't be bothered. The terrorists are unorganized bands of reactionary crackpots, driven crazy, on their own land, over generations of occupation and harrassment by one oil hungry, heavily armed, foreign industrial military power after another.

It's the world powers with the first class war machines that are the instigators of all this nonsense, not those ragged bomb chuckers.

Yeah they've pulled off one clever attack, sure. And if you stick your nose in a bee's nest enough times you might get stung once or twice too. It's not the bees' fault.

Answer 6

William Tecumseh Sherman their lands.

Answer 7

If you are defining 'terrorists' as people who kill and maim innocent civilians in cities planes, trains etc. Then the only penalty is the death penalty. However in saying that this penalty should only be administered by the courts.

Murder comes in all guises some more understandable than others, but the fore mentioned terrorist acts can only be punished by death!!

Answer 8

show them the disaster and the many victims who have lost loved ones on 9/11

Answer 9

Chain them to a couch and make them watch "The View" on an endless loop.

Answer 10

Use exactly the same methods on them that they used on the civilians they killed.

I was unaware that this was a right or wrong answer. I was under the impression that this was a what would you do. If I offended anyone it was only a side benefit. My answer would get the best results. These people understand nothing else.
And obviously most don't understand these people.