Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Alaska: Jeez, it's cold.
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: Everything is smaller here!
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Florida: America's wang
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Hampshire: Just like Old Hampshire, but newer
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Ohio: Where one of your dad's friends lives
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Vermont: Gettin' busy with New Hampshire since 1791
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)
2007-10-30 05:14:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL... i live in VT and what it says is funny!!!!
2007-10-30 05:14:53 · update #1
I'm from ##$%##! New Jersey, and it is so ##$%##! true!
2007-10-30 05:19:30 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious!
I'm from North/South Carolina, they're both kinda true but not all that funny...some of the other states are great, though!
I LOVE Washington State: Help, we're overrun by nerds and slackers!
2007-10-30 12:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by gsaquestions 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
That's mine, too funny..
I like Wyomings.. lmao
2007-10-30 12:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by Jas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is some funny stuff. Especially Texas.
2007-10-30 12:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by Academy& Clockworthy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of Texas' mottos is the highways signs that say, " Don't Mess With Texas"..... but I like yours better! LOL !!!
2007-10-30 12:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and true in most cases
2007-10-30 12:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maine, boy ain't that the truth
2007-10-30 12:27:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in Ohio, and it should read "well maybe next year" regarding our sports teams!
2007-10-30 12:18:02 · answer #8 · answered by dinny's engaged!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep.
2007-10-30 12:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FLORIDA: Actually it's... "Gators Bite, Y'all."
2007-10-30 12:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i like NC.
2007-10-30 12:23:46 · answer #11 · answered by Esa Chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋