Things to learn from children, you gotta love them.....?

Question

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 3 year old child's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

When you hear the toilet flush along with the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

To be continued.....

Got a crazy neice and nephew......

Answer 1

LOL that was funny. i like the last one

Answer 2

I'm going to take a guess that you work at a fast-food place and that you're in your mid-to-late teens, maybe early 20s. Another guess: Your immediate bosses are about your age or not much older. If the above is true: Front-line employees at fast food places are, in my opinion, more often than not treated very poorly. And the immediate bosses have neither the maturity nor the training to do right by their employees. And the higher-up managers don't step in when they should. Not to excuse your bosses' behavior - because there is no excuse - you might use this experience as an opportunity to look at your own behavior. When you say you were talking the usual gossip, I wonder if this means you participate in trashing other co-workers or bosses or customers. I also wonder if you get to work on time, try to give great service to your customers, and are a good team member for your co-workers. Again, what your bosses did to you is inexcusable. May be time to look for another job. If you can talk to the general manager, do that, regardless of whether or not you decide to stay. At the same time, though, look to yourself and how clean your side of the street is as an employee. And do what you need to do at school or gaining work experience so you don't have to work at a place like this unless you want to.

Answer 3

Mnuahahahaha

Answer 4

if you whine enough you get your own way

follow the chain of command. if you don't get what you want from your parents go to your grandparents

christmas stinks when your parents know you know there's no santa, so when you figure it out keep your mouth shut as long as possible, because that's when you start getting just clothes.

cartoons rock

daddy sure does sleep on the couch a lot..

Answer 5

If the cat goes in the litter box, why not me?

It's not finger nail polish, it's boy paint

The dog makes for an excellent horse

Answer 6

the kid that wakes you up in the middle of the night and says i think i threw up and you walk into the hall and step in it !!

the kid says mom-- tommy needs you-- and you blow him off because they did this several times and nothing was wrong but this time the kid broke their arm !!

the kid says mom the toilet is making a funny noise and you dont check on it right away and find water spewing out all over and you ask the kid-- why they didnt tell you water was leaking out? they answer because you didnt ask!!

Answer 7

Very Good
and another Money grows on trees go and pick some more !

Answer 8

Where were you 15 years ago with these stats

Answer 9

Ok thanx for that hun x

Answer 10

Is this from personal experience? LOL