There is a lot of money in it....
2007-10-29 23:51:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The heavenly business licensing board.
Will the ice cream be kosher or halal ?
2007-10-29 23:55:01 · answer #1 · answered by an-noy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You won't need one just open up. Only problem is there won't be any money (filthy lucre).
Maybe if you survive the Trib on earth, in the millennial Kingdom?
Better to just go to heaven open up and give it away.
You won't need a license, but will probably need permission from the King. Do you know Jesus? He's my brother and Savior. I'd like to introduce you to him.
2007-10-30 06:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No money in it, the streets of heaven are paved with ice-cream. It's a bit cold and sticky, but pleasant enough if you fall over.
2007-10-30 06:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by fakesham43 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fool! Ice cream will be free in heaven! All the holy money will be in birth control when you're there!
2007-10-30 06:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by Sam T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And there is even more money to be made with an ice cream business in hell.
2007-10-30 06:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Icecream will not be permitted in heaven.
2007-10-30 06:54:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Capitalism will not exist in Heaven because it is evil.
2007-10-30 06:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll make more money where you're going. The people in Hell need ice cream.
2007-10-30 06:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
catholics be a good try they used to sell dispensations for everything probably still do
2007-10-30 06:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? Your attitude to God suggests your ice cream would melt where you are going!
2007-10-30 06:55:44 · answer #10 · answered by Malcolm 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋