Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?" To this, the mother says, "you shouldn't ask that" and then sends him to his room. On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!!!"
2007-10-29 22:00:51 · 11 answers · asked by jpirathaj 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one..........one for u
Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm. He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: "Hey Granddad, the bull is ******* the cow". Granddad informs Johnny that he won't tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like "Granddad the bull is surprising the cow." A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: "Granddad the bull is surprising the cows." Granddad says to Johnny: "I'm pleased to hear that after my conversation with you a few weeks ago you have cleaned up your language. However, your grammar is not quite correct. It is not "the bull is surprising the cows". It is "the bull is surprising
the cow". The bull can only surprise one cow at a time". Johnny replies: "No Granddad, the bull is surprising all the cows because he's ******* the horse!"
2007-10-29 22:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
This ones older than the hills
If you have never heard it before, its funny
But you have to be like 12. LOL
2007-10-29 22:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard this one so yes it was a little amusing, but I liked the bull one better (so I'm giving you a star even though the bull joke isn't yours)... :)
2007-10-29 22:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some-what. But
2007-10-29 22:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats quite funny. RaNdOm strange and pointless but still, its okay
2007-10-29 22:05:57 · answer #5 · answered by Leah C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was hoping the punch line would be better.
2007-10-29 22:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by K!K 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
its funny!! hey jody nice one haha
2007-10-29 22:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
*, 10, hilarious.
2007-10-29 22:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats pretty hilarious.
but then again, kinda stupid.
lol
2007-10-29 22:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by zonda 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
UH DUH, I did did not not know there was an "F" in sex Donnie, hey, I like tater tots too.........
2007-11-02 21:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by Michael K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋