Or did he just steal two primates, stick them in the Garden of Eden and say, "uh...yeah, hey...I, uh, made you guys. Okay? Let's seeeeeeeee here...hmmmm...yeah, um, don't eat fruit from those trees, okay? Those are my favorite. If I don't have them, I go a little crazy. You know, it's not that I don't like to share, it's just, you know, they're only in season for so long and...well, I just really look forward to them every year. I mean, the animals...all yours. Really! Go ahead, it's just...man, that's some really good fruit."
2007-10-29 20:52:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You've been burning a few bushes of your own sounds like. Can I get a hit?!
2007-10-29 20:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by allthatsolid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I think Adam and Eve are as real as fairies and leprechans, they are folklore to support a religious belief that has no basis in fact.
And the writer that just said he's committing a sin...you can only be committing a sin if you believe in something and are knowingly acting out against what you know is against "the law" or doctrine.
He could be a Buddhist for all we know (or care), in which case there's more opinion, than sin being made here.
2007-10-29 20:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Enuma Elish, a record that predates the Bible by millenia, says that it was not God who FASHIONED mankind but extraterrestrials. They took a highly-evolved primate and resolved to "bind upon it their image". This means genetic engineering. These ETs were later mistaken as gods. However, there is one obscure passage in the Bible that implies these ETs may have been created by God somewhere else.
2007-10-29 21:06:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't Q in Star Trek:TNG basically capable of Godlike powers too? If so, why are we worshipping an alien and telling everyone what it thinks?
I don't worship aliens, man.
2007-10-30 03:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by Joe S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee you are insightful. I am 100% sure God did things just as you described. (NOT) I guess you state this "toung in cheek" or as a joke, or just to irritate Christians. About all I can say is--Don't quit your day job.
2007-10-29 21:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are only committing sin against God for making foolish question and comments which are not true .
jtm
2007-10-29 20:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good humor girl keep it up
2007-10-29 23:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by shabana o 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give it a rest, you are not funny or original, why use so many words to say you think the bible is crap ?
2007-10-29 20:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
are you one.
2007-10-29 20:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by illuminate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋