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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston .
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to
sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check
out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He
tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists
on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center
that were available for the husband and wife to use.
But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here,
and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain
they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las
Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies,
"But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees
to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But Sir," he
says, this check is only made out for $50."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping
with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have.
2007-10-29 19:03:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny 10.
2007-10-29 22:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-30 09:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by salome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... That was good Haave a star
2007-10-29 20:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by mad ned 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was very funny. but most importantly that man had a wife who was a good sport. lol
2007-10-29 19:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by Trinity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neat stuff
2007-10-29 22:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For another fifty you could have had me.
2007-10-29 19:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh...
well, what goes around, comes around
what you treat others is how you want to be treated
etc.
lol
funny!!!
2007-10-29 19:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
TIT(S) for tat!!!!
nice one and a star!!
2007-10-29 19:24:23 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is HILARIOUS!!!!
2007-10-29 19:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋