Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that
maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and
made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a
few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What in the name of god are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
2007-10-29 15:38:27 · 22 answers · asked by little star 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
friendly boy you have made me laugh with your answer.. thanks
2007-10-29 15:52:08 · update #1
I"m loving it, still laughing and crying my eyes out literally,.
here's a start.
P.S: The feeling is mutual,and you're welcome, oh and my laughter is slowing down now.
P.S 2: IF you want you could make me the best answer.
2007-10-29 15:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-10-29 22:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by J V-S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blond joke, long, but the punch line was worth it. lol !!
2007-10-30 14:31:13 · answer #3 · answered by Chuck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but absoulty love it
2007-10-30 05:22:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very funny
thanks for sharing.
2007-10-30 04:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what I call being as bright as an eclipse!!! hahahahaha!! Good one little star !! You are the brightest star on Yahoo!! Thanks for the joke!
2007-10-30 11:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You didn't expect that poor woman to work in the dark, did you? (I am blonde too!!)
2007-10-30 06:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good ! Many people can relate with these kind.
2007-10-30 06:36:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mani G.India 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww hahaha
i totally lovvveee that!
haha
2007-10-29 23:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 15:10:57 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋