An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a genie appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''
2007-10-29 15:19:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-10-29 15:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG hilarious hahhahahahah
2007-10-29 15:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's funny!
2007-10-29 15:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by kaitlincc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's toooooooooooooo funny!!!!!
2007-10-29 15:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-29 15:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT changing that kitty litter.
2007-10-29 15:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by Rick H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) thats a good one
2007-10-29 15:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THAT IS LIKE SO EFFIN FUNNY ITS LIKE EFFIN HILARIOUS!!!! i love that joke!!!
2007-10-29 15:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by chrissy. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-10-29 20:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-10-29 15:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋