Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.
He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
2007-10-29 15:14:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one and thanks for sharing. Nice one.
2007-10-29 23:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust Johnny to come up with that one. Another star for you. hahaha
2007-10-30 06:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another star toward your growing collection
2007-10-29 23:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very funny
thanks for sharing.
2007-10-30 04:08:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it - Laugh out Loud
2007-10-30 05:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Very observant little boy! *star*
2007-10-29 22:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because it's true.
But ofcourse you have to drink with moderation.
2007-10-29 22:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,very funny 10.
2007-10-30 04:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hubby and I really liked this little johnny joke
=)
2007-10-29 22:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww haha
LOVE IT
lol
2007-10-29 23:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey....theres a thought!!
hilarious!!
2007-10-30 08:04:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋