I had cotton shorts on and my son started to pull them down. When I asked him what he was doing he said "Wanna see your butt mom".
Also this one is crazy! My son one time saw me have sexual relations with my boyfriend. Then one night he said to him"Mommy suck your pee pee but won't suck mine" Wow I hope that never comes out of his mouth again lol!
2007-10-29 15:05:01 · 7 answers · asked by Random 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Opps I am loser I meant-said or did*
2007-10-29 15:17:20 · update #1
lmfao
yours actually made me laugh...which is near impossible these days.
sorry i am not contributing much
oh and youre not a loser
EDIT oh i just remembered one.
my mom has this video of my lil sis singing happy birthday.....and it was nearly christmas so my mom said 'can you say happy birthday to jesus'
and she turned around, pointed to her butt and said 'my butt, my butt'
its soo funny on film
2007-10-29 16:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by The Eternal Warrior? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was about 12:30 am one morning/night and my boyfriend and I decided it was safe to have sexual relations without any little eyes peeking. About half an hour in, my son (4 yrs old at the time) comes walking out of his bedroom (you have to go through my room to get to his) and comes to sneak a sip of soda from my glass, which is sitting on the stand next to my bed. We scrambled to cover up and he ran back into his room like a bat outta you know where. We hoped that since it was so dark he didn't see anything, but about 2 nights later while I was putting his pj's on he says out of the blue, "Mommy, why were you and ___ kissing naked?" I tried to play it off that I spilled some soda on my pants and had to change clothes, not sure if it worked, but he hasn't mentioned a word about anything since so I am guessing he forgot about it. Now anytime he sees me kissing, ususally jsut family member on the cheek, he says "Eww, Mommy, now you're married!" LOL Never underestimate a child's mind!
2007-10-30 00:07:58 · answer #2 · answered by Just Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one makes me laugh. I was living with my gf at the time, and she had 2 kids. boy 4 girl 5. Well I had a bad day at work, and over dinner I got the customary non-stop questions from the 5 year old. So I asked her why she always asks me so many questions. She got a little bit of a poutty look and said "Cause im a girl and girls talk to much". I bust out laughing and that made my day lots and lots better.
2007-10-29 22:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We were walking up to walgreens and i dont know if you ever noticed birds like to build nests in the letters on the building,he looks up and says"Look mom! the birds built a nest in the A hole!"(in the letter "A"on the building)It was funny.he had no clue why i found it so hilarious.
2007-10-30 10:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by am 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My baby brother was 4 at the time (he is now 18) and he was talking to his grandmother on our cordless phone, well he had to let her know this by stating "I'm talking on the whoreless phone mema!" It was sooo funny, we still bust his chops about it to this day...I guess you had to be there
2007-10-30 11:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. I gotta be careful on this one. Gimme a sec.
"I'm following erections." Had to be corrected to "I'm following directions."
2007-10-29 22:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
o wow!!
2007-10-29 22:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋