I'm a 24-year-old college student, and over the summer my parents found out I smoke marijuana and gave me a couple urine tests. I decided to stop smoking completely for the entire summer (without any difficulty, I must add), so I passed both tests. Now I'm back at school and smoking a few times a week, but I'm concerned my parents may test me again when I come home for Thanksgiving. So I'm trying to figure out the best way to test negative, in case they test me again. I'm willing to stop smoking again until Thanksgiving if it comes down to that, but I want to see what other options I have. A local head shop sells a drink called Detoxify, which they say diverts the THC metabolites into your colon or something so that it won't show up in your urine for a few hours. That sounds good, but I'm not sure if it's 100% reliable, and I heard some tests can detect these drinks, although the people at that head shop say it won't show up because it doesn't mask the THC. Any advice?
2007-10-29 14:00:03 · 7 answers · asked by lasm86 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
The only surefire way to pass it is just not to do it.
I know, it's what everyone says, but it doesn't seem to be doing any good; it isn't medicinal, in any case.
2007-10-29 14:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by themacncheesepunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are over 18 and your parents still control your life. Sorry but the problem isn't the marijuana testing, it is you.
You want the real answer to your question, man up and slap the test out of their hand. They can't do anything. If they call the cops then make sure you have nothing on you. Cops can't do anything.
Always remember, you have the right to remain silent.
2007-10-29 21:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by butterz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of those drinks or pills or whatever work. They're a total waste of money. The only thing you can do is stop--but it might be too late, since THC stays in your system (shows up in your urine) for up to a month.
2007-10-29 21:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by xo379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first thing is what a wuss mommy and daddy drug test you you wuss for sure .... but anyways if you want to pass a pee test try a product call surgel cerlo its found in about any store in the baking section or around the jelling making production get the onew that is a gel not the powder kind mix it some kind of juice or a drink .... do one tube the nite before test and one the day of and you will pass about any test that you have to pee for drink plenty of water or other ive used this for like yrs and have never fail one yet with it
2007-10-29 21:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by infoman89032 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kudos to you for smokin the chronic. but really marijuana stays in your system for thirty days, so dude, you better quit smoking. i have heard all the gimmicks and schemes they only way is to quit, drink lots of water as well. Good Luck!
2007-10-29 21:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Sherb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best way to pass without taking pills is drink alot of those crystal light lemonade packets that you dissolve in water to drink. Just drink like 10 packets and youll pass. it sounds stupid but itll work.
2007-10-30 03:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by Jon-E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only 100% is quitting forever.
2007-10-29 21:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by Living In Korea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋