A priest and a little boy were on bus when the boy notice that the priest's collar was backwards. "Why is your collar backwards?" the little boy asked. "Oh, my child, that is because I am a father and I have many children. " the priest replied. "Well my dad has six children and his collar isn't backwards." the boy said confused. My child you do not understand, said the priest, I have many children."
"My grandfather has 18 grand children and 5 children, but his collar isn't backwards!" the kid replied. "My son", said the priest, "I am a father, a priest and I have tons of children!"
"Well", the boy concluded, "I think you should be wearing your pants backwards inside of your collar."
2007-10-29 13:07:16 · 19 answers · asked by mayo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So politically incorrect to even mention priests and little boys in the same sentence.
2007-10-29 13:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's My Chicken!
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!"
2007-10-29 20:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by tesfa_maryam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-29 20:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, here's one
Mickey D's: Hello Welcome to Micdonald's may i take your order?
Frog:Ribbit
Mickey D: What?
Frog:Ribbit
Mickey D's: OK Come to the front
- frog comes to the front-
lady: what do you need?
Frog: Ribbbbitt!!, Annn orddeer ooff fliesss annd croakk- aa-colaa!!
2007-10-29 20:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha funny joke.
2007-10-29 20:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-10-29 20:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by ldr5455 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats cute
2007-10-29 20:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly Lynn <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea.
2007-10-29 20:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah that's a good one.
2007-10-29 20:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by g3m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um i dont get it?
2007-10-29 20:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋