Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
2007-10-29 12:28:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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how would shepherd know
2007-10-29 12:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by Eman254 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-29 12:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I`m blonde!
I do really get sick of these blonde jokes!
I went to see a ventrilaquist the other night.
All he was on about was blonde this blonde that and how stupid we are!
So I stood up in the audience and ranted and raved about how hard it is to be taken seriously and how digusted I was with him.
I told him he should be ashamed of himself.
The tall guy started to apologise to me but I told him to sit down.
I was talking to the little f*cker on his knee!
2007-10-29 12:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
AWESOME JOKE!!!! One of the best blonde jokes :P star it is my friend.
2007-10-29 12:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lololololl thats one is really funny! lol
2007-10-29 13:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 even told it as a joke.
2007-10-29 12:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by Ab 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i've heard it before
and most of my friends didnt get it
but i love this joke!!
***!
2007-10-29 14:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this one before..yet still funny
2007-10-29 13:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by wanie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-29 12:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Patti_Ja 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny
2007-10-29 13:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋