him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
2007-10-29 12:00:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So funny I laughed so much I coughed my head off and fell off my chair.
Thanks, ya got a star.
2007-10-30 02:01:42 · answer #1 · answered by Loxie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
as much pain as I'm in,,,i loved it but my pain is worse in my stomach: but skycat i think the real story is "God made Adam first" scratched his head and said "i can do a lot better than this "then he made "eve" so there=)
2007-10-30 12:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth (the jewish princess) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.Have a star. It's a wonder the god botherers havn't reported you for blaspheming their imaginary friend. And to think, when I was a kid my parents used to tell me off because I had an imaginary friend!!
2007-10-30 15:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by george d 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-29 19:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha,ha, very funny,thanks for the laugh..
2007-10-29 19:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe just a companion.
2007-10-30 16:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by genie A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very funny
thanks for sharing.
2007-10-30 04:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 15:14:24 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
crying with laughter!
Ab brill joke!
Love it!
After a hard days work, just what I needed, a right chortle! xx
2007-10-29 19:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-30 05:25:39 · answer #10 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋