did he foresee in his infinite wisdom that he would one day be defeated by Bruce Lee?
2007-10-29 11:58:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris was not defeated by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon. That was a result of the most expensive visual effect in history. Adjusted for inflation, that effect cost more than the GNP of Paraguay.
The only reason why Chuck allowed that effect to take place was because Bruce Lee allowed a curse to be laid upon his family. R.I.P Bruce and Brandon.
*moment of silence*
2007-10-29 12:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee is the only man who has ever defeated Chuck Norris... and we all know what happened to him.
2007-10-29 13:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he cannot be defeated. he in his divine mercy let bruce lee not die.
chuck norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norrised
Chuck norris doesnt were sun glasses the sun has to where chuck glasses
2007-10-29 12:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Adam of the wired 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee blasphemed against Chuck Norris; that is why he died.
2007-10-29 12:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Defeated? I think it was all part of the infinite plan of the great Norris.
2007-10-29 12:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
watch all of bruce lee movies,chuck norris was his student.
2007-10-29 12:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by offline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Bruce Lee just was too tricky for him.
2007-10-29 12:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Michael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm... Chuck is still alive and i think Bruce is not so... i think Chuck won.
2007-10-30 10:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by Ben S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the contradictory nature of omnipotent beings that every God must deal with on a contradiction-by-contradiction basis. =P
2007-10-29 12:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
his power came from his beard
everyone knows that
2007-10-29 12:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋