2007-10-29 11:50:19 · 17 answers · asked by Yahoo 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The world's most secretive and influential organization needs mass mailings to swell their ranks...makes perfect sense.
2007-10-29 11:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i got a letter on my 18th birthday no return address no all out naming of organizations just the promises of fame fortune and all the sex i could ever want all i had to do was put the letter back in the mail box there was no mention of how all this would come about where i would go what would happen i just knew that nothing that easy that prosperious and that anonymous could not bring about any kind of good so 20 minutes after reading it and being scared out of my mind wondering if someone was watching me i decided to tear it apart and throw it in the toilet growing up with a drug dealing gang banger taught me at a very young age that aint **** in this world free
2014-11-05 22:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They've been after me for years,ever since gramps gave me a box of old Thule society relics,including some spear they supposedly used on jesus. I just ignore that crowd and keep the attic locked. Maybe someday I'll have a rummage sale. There's a nice green chalice up there too. I figure it's worth a few bucks.
2007-10-29 11:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't you have the new Illuminati Master Card yet?
2007-10-29 15:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh, no. Do they indeed invite some people to join them? That's interesting; it means the group still exists. Or are they one with masons or rosicrucians?
2007-10-29 12:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by Gentle Breeze 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and I was going to join them to - until they started asking for money.
2007-10-29 11:54:40 · answer #6 · answered by Future 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only on Wednesdays with a kettle in my pocket.
Welcome, Brother.
2007-10-29 11:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
They told me to bury £3125 in my garden and wait for one of their fnord underground agents to contact me.
2007-10-29 11:53:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha, trick question! they send e-vites now!
uh I mean no... ... what's the Illuminati?
2007-10-29 11:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ray Patterson - The dude abides 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, but i turned off the light and then they werent illuminatis anymore, they were darkies
ps: not offense to african american people, i love fried chicken and hip hop :D
2007-10-29 11:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by im2stupiddotcom_AM 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋