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A woman Walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a glass of water. The man suddenly pulls out a gun and points it right at the woman. The woman with relief smiles and says thank you then walked out the door. Whats was wrong?
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor dead. Around them lies broken glass and a puddle of water. What Happend?
What demands an answer but has no question?
What gets Wetter as it dries?
Whats the difference between a lion in pain and a rain cloud?
Whats dark, but caused by light?
Whats heavy forwards, but not backwards?
What gives milk and has one horn?
Who wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?
ANSWERS
she had the hick-ups
jack and jill were fish and there bowl got tipped over
a fone
a towel
one roars with pain and the other pours with rain!
a shadow
ton
A milk truck
a dog
2007-10-29 11:29:53 · 5 answers · asked by yosi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL WOW
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2007-10-29 11:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by pinaysunrise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.she had the hiccups(?),2.jack and jill were fish and their bowl got tipped over,3.a phone,4.a towel,5.one roars with pain and the other pours with rain,6.a shadow,7.ton,8.a milk truck,9.a dog.
2007-10-29 16:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by N3m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A towel gets wetter as it dries, as for the others?
2007-10-29 11:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by Petero 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty clever.
2007-10-29 11:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, you lost me.
2007-10-29 11:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by Keever 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋