Maybe if atheists were shorter they'd believe in God because they'd be closer to him. (God lives in people's hearts and short people have brains that are closer to their hearts.)
2007-10-29 11:10:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol!
2007-10-29 11:14:38
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I think you got it wrong. I'm 5'6'' and I'm an atheist. Maybe tall people believe in God because their heads are closer to heaven, whereas us short folks are closer to the ground and more susceptible to suggestions from Beelzebub.
2007-10-29 18:24:59 · answer #2 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to work on that a little bit in private before you go public with it.
Remain silent and appear to be a fool.
Speak and remove all doubt.
2007-10-29 18:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come to my catholic college some time, the two leading theology professors are at least 6 feet tall.
2007-10-29 19:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by Adam of the wired 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in God and I'm only 5'0....therefore disproving your theory
2007-10-29 18:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by LD 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because they're not weighted down by unrealistic life expectations?
2007-10-29 18:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by Evieve 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sigh...
Some days, R&S makes my brain hurt.
Explain then my 4'11" atheist friend...
2007-10-29 18:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Were you trying to use figurative language there? If so...you suck at it.
2007-10-29 18:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by subzerofun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny...lol
pagan...5'5.
maybe you're on to something there.
bb
2007-10-29 20:10:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oddly enough, I am 5'9"
2007-10-29 18:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋